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[gilana]

She folded like...

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[ron_newman]

A paper airplane.

[kalliejenn2.livejournal.com]

a house of cards?

[firstfrost.livejournal.com]

a napkin when you're trying to make fancy folded napkins to put around the table but the directions are written for people with more manual dexterity than you and you end up just stuffing the napkins in the empty water glasses and calling it a day.

[kjc007.livejournal.com]

A cheap card table...

[hahathor.livejournal.com]

... an old one-dollar bill, revealing a mushroom where old George's face had been but moments before.

... an origami unicorn meant add a layer of intrigue to an ambiguous character in a 1980s sci fi flick.

... a slightly overcooked omelet filled with spinach and Bechamel that fails to impress the young lady our intrepid hero had bedded the previous night.

... the last poker player in the game, as he realizes that what he thought was a tell was merely a reaction to a fly buzzing around the President's lapel.

[firstfrost.livejournal.com]

When the last guy in the game folds, he's doing it wrong. :)

[hahathor.livejournal.com]

Touche. I should have said "... the penultimate poker player..." which adds a nice alliteration as well as allowing for a good three-dollar word.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

You're too tough an act to follow. I fold!

[valadil.livejournal.com]

Same joke as your last one, but I was gonna go with folded like a pair of twos.

[lillibet.livejournal.com]

A yogi.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

A 1966 Mustang ragtop.

A worn-out subway map.

A cheap office table.

A Murphy bed.

An IKEA futon.

(I want to say "a flip-'n'-fuck," but that's probably a prime example of Clear Only If Known, which can damage the humor, if humor is what you're going for. ;-)

[narose.livejournal.com]

...egg whites into angel food cake batter.

[ron_newman]

A lawn chair.

A La-Z-Boy.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

Freshly washed laundry?

[dpolicar]

...proteins.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

prions!

[milktree.livejournal.com]

... an automatic envelope stuffer.

[preraphaelite.livejournal.com]

I'm too late to this game, but I will say that clearly you should do more of these -- this is hysterical...

[gilana]

Seriously! I have some very witty friends.

[missionista.livejournal.com]

An accordion.

[brief-life.livejournal.com]

...a drunken shepherdess?

[muffyjo]

...a savory croissant and once thoroughly baked, rose to the occasion.

...the steel in a japanese sword, each time reinforcing the last, giving her flexibility and strength.

[scholargipsy.livejournal.com]

...an origami sex act.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

An OCD octopus with an origami fetish and a load of clean shirts.

[sectionchild.livejournal.com]

....a toaster.

(random)

[kvarko.livejournal.com]

... a slice of American cheese.

[xthread.livejournal.com]

an amazing origami swan.

(I figured that was more entertaining cheap shot line of rejoinders that also came to mind)

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

...paper.