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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)

Lee. Just Lee. My dad doesn't have a middle name.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )

Irving Jack (Somehow I don't think the people who made this one up were Jewish.)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)

Rogill

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)

Ruby Dog

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)

Mia Somerville

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The Violet Margarita (huh?)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Giro (What on earth do they mean by fly name? Insect, or Superfly?)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):

Cookie Dough Snickerdoodle (oh yeah, that's gangsta)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)

I have no pet, alas. If you go by the last one I owned... Phinneas Powderhouse. What kind of music do you suppose he'd play?!?

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Channing Birch

Date: 2008-11-19 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dzmonster.livejournal.com
Hey, my porn name is Hemlock Hemlock.

Date: 2008-11-19 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenwrites.livejournal.com
Mine came out pretty shitty, but it was fun to play!

Date: 2008-11-19 05:48 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] muffyjo
My porn name would be Ow Beach Lagoon or Ow Madison

And, alas, I don't have enough letters in my first name to have a star wars name.

Most everything else combines into extremely WASPy sounding silliness. Even my Nascar name: Randolph Edward.

But my rock star name: Trouble Mass!!

Date: 2008-11-19 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermitgeecko.livejournal.com
I think anything including "Ow" is not a good sign in porn. Even in S&M, because you hope your partner will have a more impressive reaction than "ow".

...just sayin'.

Date: 2008-11-19 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kissoflife.livejournal.com
Well said! (both)

Date: 2008-11-19 09:52 pm (UTC)
muffyjo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] muffyjo
Yeah. He was a good cat, but it was the only word he knew how to say.

Date: 2008-11-19 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermitgeecko.livejournal.com
I do not think I would have any confidence in a detective named (currently) Gecko Green. It sounds more like a shade of paint.

However, when I encountered this meme, I was in the room with [livejournal.com profile] jadasc, and I promptly asked him about his favorite color. Peacock Green is even less inspiring as a private eye.

I also do not think anyone in the 'hood would take Cherry Garcia Chocolate Chip very seriously.

Date: 2008-11-19 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellstar.livejournal.com
Peacock Green just sounds like you picked your favorite Clue characters. Peacock Green and Mustard Scarlett take on The Case of the White Plum.

Date: 2008-11-19 01:32 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] saxikath
Mint Chocolate Chip Brownie is extremely ungangsta as well.

Jenny Ingersoll is far too refined a name for a porn star.

Jenny Huron could be a rock star, I suppose. (And I totally think you should adopt Phinneas Powderhouse as a stage name!)

John Lynwood could be a NASCAR driver. Lynne Cambridge is a bit too snooty for a soap opera star.

These are fun!

Date: 2008-11-19 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellyjmf.livejournal.com
1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Hope Anthony (I could live with that)
2. NASCAR NAME: Chester Carl (or perhaps it's my cigarette name)
3. STAR WARS NAME: Fakell
4. DETECTIVE NAME: Amethyst Prairie Dog?
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Jean Roslindale (doesn't exactly roll off the tongue)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: The Hunter Green Gin and Tonic (or The Hunter Green Mike's Hard Lemonade, perhaps I need a new favorite drink)
7. FLY NAME: Fake
8. GANGSTA NAME: Coffee Snickerdoodle (we're gansta sistahs!)
9. ROCK STAR NAME: Mama Cat Kittredge (sounds more folky or at least country)
10. PORN NAME: Heidi Hemenway (now that could work. Time to make some spare cash)

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