It was a dark and stormy night...

[gilana]

This year's Bulwer-Lytton winners are up.

Dishonorable Mention in the Children's Literature category:

Because of her mysterious ways I was fascinated with Dorothy and I wondered if she would ever consider having a relationship with a lion, but I have to admit that most of my attention was directed at her little dog Toto because, after all, he was a source of meat protein and I had had enough of those damn flying monkeys.

Randy Blanton
Murfreesboro, TN

Comments

[ayelle.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Mind if I put this up?

[gilana]

Be my guest! I live to propagate :)

[wellstar.livejournal.com]

Isn't one of you enough?

[gilana]

Ooo, just think how efficient two of me could be! I bet we could fill that water vat in no time! Hey, look, there's a magic hat...

[(Anonymous)]

This is not the place for sweeping assumptions.

[wellstar.livejournal.com]

Uh, hi. I don't know why I got logged off there.