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Tell me it's not doing what I think it's doing out there.

Ok I won't tell you. I'll let you live in your delusions. :)

Spring doesn't begin until tomorrow, so it's still allowed to snow. That doesn't mean I like it, but I just have to sigh and accept it. It's supposed to turn to rain later today, if that makes you feel any better.

Anyway, there was once a foot of snow on the ground on my birthday in mid-April, not to mention the April Fool's Day blizzard of a few years ago. So don't tempt Mother Nature; she can be a cranky old broad.

"Weather conditions took a detour into the surreal on Wednesday when it began to rain glitter and puppies. Meteorologists are still trying to figure out what led to the strange occurence, but have assured the populace that such events are quite rare."

It's not. It's *hailing*, which is completely different. Or ice pellets. Can't quite tell.

It's not doing anything. Go back to sleep. This is all a dream. When you wake up you will be in the Bahamas.

I can't do that -- it would be a lie. It is doing what it's doing out there.

Global warming, my ass.

Um... the angels ran out of Head & Shoulders?

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