Megan, it's your song!

[gilana]

Just heard this playing in a store on Newbury Street, and had to look it up.

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Joe Nichols

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jell-o shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothing
She just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Comments

They're writing songs of love...

[mdm-sosostris.livejournal.com]

...but not for me. Me, they write nekkid songs about. Heh.

Nicely done, Gilly. I'm going to have to buy that one.

(In my defense, though, I only switched shirts at Jude's. And I'm sure--well, pretty sure--that I managed NOT to flash anyone that evening. Including Friend-of-Derek. So maybe I'm getting better. Or maybe I just didn't drink enough. Hmm.)

Re: They're writing songs of love...

[gilana]

Glad you liked it! I hoped you would take it in the spirit in which it was intended, given that you were the one who gave me the spirits that had me nibbling on you at the party. :)

[mdm-sosostris.livejournal.com]

Which is, of course, why I distribute said spirits, silly.