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 From the packing slip, once my new friend arrived:

Not quite what you wanted? Feeling buyer's remorse?
Like mailing packages (or the cute delivery person)? Whatever the reason,
you can send your books back for a full refund of the purchase price.
Just send an email to help@betterworld.com and we'll get back to you lickety-split.

Unfortunately, we can't offer a refund after 30 days. Not even in leap years.
gilana: (Default)
 From the packing slip, once my new friend arrived:

Not quite what you wanted? Feeling buyer's remorse?
Like mailing packages (or the cute delivery person)? Whatever the reason,
you can send your books back for a full refund of the purchase price.
Just send an email to help@betterworld.com and we'll get back to you lickety-split.

Unfortunately, we can't offer a refund after 30 days. Not even in leap years.
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See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
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See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
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Steve, Don't Eat It

Not work safe. Not so much because of the imagery (although that is part of it) as because you really don't want your boss asking you what you're laughing that loudly about.
gilana: (Default)
Steve, Don't Eat It

Not work safe. Not so much because of the imagery (although that is part of it) as because you really don't want your boss asking you what you're laughing that loudly about.
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Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek

11. Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
10. Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech.
9. A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.
8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.
7. Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?"
6. Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth.
5. The cranberries are caffeinated.
4. Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
([livejournal.com profile] miss_chance, that is not a challenge.)
3. Three words: Lego gravy boat.
(Nor is that, [livejournal.com profile] palmwiz.)
2. Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
1. The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.
gilana: (Default)
Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek

11. Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
10. Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech.
9. A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.
8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.
7. Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?"
6. Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth.
5. The cranberries are caffeinated.
4. Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
([livejournal.com profile] miss_chance, that is not a challenge.)
3. Three words: Lego gravy boat.
(Nor is that, [livejournal.com profile] palmwiz.)
2. Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
1. The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.
gilana: (Default)
From [livejournal.com profile] r_ness...


Why being into cats is essentially the same as being into psychotic tweakers.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/nodogsonbeach/265079.html
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From [livejournal.com profile] r_ness...


Why being into cats is essentially the same as being into psychotic tweakers.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/nodogsonbeach/265079.html

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